!Thursday, July 27, 2006
I hate the phrase "do you mind".

It's so fakely prim and proper, and

IT'S A BLOODY TRICK QUESTION. Look:

Person A: Do you mind if I use your pencil?
Person B: Ye...er.. No.

Person A: Do you mind if I stuff your pencil up your nose and jam it in until it bleeds and the capillaries burst, and at the same time give your stomach a knuckle-punch so I can see blood coming out from both your nose and your mouth at the same time?
Person B: NO! AHHHHHH! Wrong-bloody one! *pencils stuffed up nose, knuckle-punched* I meant Yes!

Told you.




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Nat Wong.